Nintendotards were moaning and bitching about the 1993 movie all these years, while they already had a Super Mario movie at home, released mere one year after the game? It’s an annoying as hell weeaboo garbage for kids, but anyone who says that the 2023 cartoon is good because it has muh references, has to […]
I did not enjoy Mario games. We did not care for Super on the hardware in the 90s, i did not care for it on emulation in the 10s. I did not like Super Mario Bros. 2 (Super Mario USA is intriguing, but i might as well play the original instead). I gnawed on Super […]
I already saw this film, and i think it was in very early 10s. Surely after 2007 and before 2014, yet i have no record of that or any notes anywhere. Probably i saw it even before i ever finished Super Mario Bros. in 2012, and these could’ve been related events. I wasn’t impressed by […]
So the story just sucks, and on top of that we are two layers deep into daddy issues. The plot, instead of making the story enjoyable, just sucks. It’s like watching keys being jiggled before a toddler. The voice acting sucks, and no i don’t like the usual voice either and barely heard it. These […]
I played the ROM called Super Mario Land (World).gb on VBA-M 2.1.4 with the Game Boy Color palette. Mostly it looks okay, but the question mark blocks are transparent, which makes them harder to see. This game is called “land” as if it’s something different, but it’s just Bros., again. And neither this is his […]
I played several rounds on no$NES, and while it’s bare-bones it runs just fine, but it didn’t met my current requirements, since it doesn’t have save states. So i went back to my usual choice of Nestopia v1.40. It run perfectly on my now underpowered office PC with GF440 and i5-2500 with 12Gb RAM. I’m […]
Не самая первая, но самая известная и популярная игра серии, а довольно высокое качество исполнения, для того времени, придали жанру небывалую популярность. Созданная во времена когда игровое время по привычке растягивали неимоверной тажестью — игра проходится довольно трудно, в некоторых местах даже при использовании быстрых сохранений, конечно до Sonic Advance 2 далеко, но учитывая сколько […]
Интересный “платформер”, после Super Mario Bros., враги, которые не убивают в одно касание, а меняют форму или статус главного героя — являются очень интересным решением. Сам игровой процесс примешивает к обычному “платформеру” множество логических задачек. Кроме того есть три “мини-игры” позволяющих облегчить победу над “боссами”, Анимация, внешний вид уровней, героев и монстров выполнены очень хорошо, […]
Inside my shell i milk and hate 