The Love Guru

An entirely unfunny dull unmemorable “blackface” uncomedy about spiritual healing and achieving gestalt. It looks like it is entirely driven by the Mike Myers. And if he (ever) was in edgy and linecrossing crass shock comedy genre, by the time of Austin Powers he was on the same level as 10 years old me; by […]

怪獣島の決戦 ゴジラの息子 (Kaijū-tō no Kessen: Gojira no Musuko)

Terrible English subtitles, probably from the DVD-release. Hermaphrodad and his son. Most of Toho movies aren’t actually focused on giant monsters, even if they have them. Sometimes it’s an atomic age sci-fi, sometimes it’s saving the world against paramilitary invasion, sometimes it’s a caution tale about greed. This one is another Nippon-free side-story, but it’s […]

Time Freak (2018)

A time-travel relationship-fixing movie, with young adult aesthetic, inspired, but not focusing on, by 2010s gendercore neo-hipster marginal millzoomer art era. On a plus side it avoids being formulaic as a whole, and goes two steps beyond, but then it has several dumb trope bits, which therefore are meaningless and lead nowhere. One is used […]

A-X-L

Boy and his giant iron extra terrestrial Bulgasari number 5. There are some attempts to make stupid genre tropes make sense, but all those don’t matter, because all the tropes related to the title character are played straight and the first meeting sequence is rushed to the point of being absolutely artificial. The ending is […]