The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

It’s a slapstick absurdist parody of noir-like detective thrillers, including monologuing, jazzy soundtrack and particular lighting.

I did watch this film long time ago, but i couldn’t recall anything from it at all. But watching it i remembered most of it, and the jokes are still funny.

Serbuan Maut

English subtitles. Weapons are made of lava. An action film which starts as a nice tacticool operation, but soon devolves into slap-fight for no legit reason. Right after the intense firefight everyone just throws away their guns never to use them again. And the film actually shows us a stack of firearms several times. But […]

Silk Vol. 1-2

Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 4 #1 Silk Vol. 1-2 Spider-Women Dead No More: The Clone Conspiracy Yet another spider-totem for the Earth-616. I’m forever pissed by her origin story, but in itself it’s fine. I am okay with events which were then unfolding. It’s still Marvel-tier rushed nonsense B-shlock, though. During its small-scale run, it gets […]

Casino Royale (2006)

Another Bond film, and judging by the pointlessly greyscale intro it is also a reboot. Well, also considering that Casino Royale turns out to be the first book. After retrograde greyscale intro the film goes into gun barrel, but instead of an iconic masterpiece of the Bond Theme (which reeks of spy actioning and is […]

Avengers: Endgame

All marvel movies did try to be movies first, and to have some resemblance of believable plot. No matter if they did adapt a torture-porn mess into a film or if they created a Flash Gordon-like B-shlock memeberry for boomers. Even Infinity War has changed Thanos‘ boner for delusions of a final solutions. But this […]