Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands

The new Boredlands game is based on the worst DLC to the second game with one of the worst characters and some of the worst writing in history. The badness of the story is in the ballpark of Bridge to Terabithia and then you have Tina and Ashly Burch on top of that. Tina is […]

Borderlands 3: Director’s Cut

So, this DLC adds several new things and a bunch of new loot. There’s a new raid boss, that drops some of new items. Instead of putting it where it belongs, a new area was created. Now there’s a third XP bar which rewards you with four new items and a bunch of cosmetics. Or […]

Borderlands 3

Designer’s Cut You know what Borderlands 3 is missing? Battle royale! Said a 50 years ancient WASP CEO dude, right after informing himself of how the fellow kids are doing. And not just a battle royale, but one which includes mechanics from notoriously failed releases, such as gun extraction. It’s really ironic how in this […]

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

I’ve finished it some years ago, i did it through steam family share and i didn’t have anyone to play with, so i didn’t care for achievements and just completed it and the DLC once. I ended up buying it and recently i convinced my dawg to play it while we wait for the next […]

Borderlands 3: Bounty of Blood

Revenge of the Cartels A one-map limited time repeatable event with mid-10s Miami Vice memeberries. Completion of all challenges rewards players with cosmetics for all classes. Half of the challenges are pretty amusing and the big map is fun enough to play. Also enemies in this area drop some very good guns, which will be […]

Borderlands Game of the Year Enhanced

So, i’ve found myself spending an entire day in this thing, despite me never even remotely liking the original and suffering extensive abuse from Moxxi’s underdome and Crawmerax, yes even on the old arena. Going from 3 to 2 to here is really interesting to see just how much the game has progressed. Like, here […]

Borderlands 3: Guns, Love, and Tentacles

Borderlands Science So, the gearbox has partnered with some research group, and found a way to gamify data sorting and incentify players with cosmetics. Well that’s cool, if true. Gameplay-wise this turned out to be a rather good puzzle game. While gamerboi manchildlings may whine about so-called “failure state” or “challenge”, this thing actually has […]

Borderlands 3

A fantastic day for capitalism! The first game tried to capture the post-apocalyptic audience after the death of the Fallout franchise, and also pivoted the design into rising Oblivion Lost subgenre. At the time it was not obvious, but the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is before it’s time, because in 2010s it became a very prominent design paradigm. […]

Borderlands

Очередная попытка создать Oblivion Lost, однако в отличии от S.T.A.L.K.E.R., который вообще не является игрой, в эту скуку можно играть хотя бы как-то. Игровой процесс представляет из себя стандартный боевик со всеми необходимыми элементами — стрельба, ближний бой, турель и транспорт. Ролевая система ближе всего к Mass Effect — чем ниже уровень, тем сильнее игра […]