You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
A movie which is supposed to be like the furry road, but actually exciting, turns out to be yet another soulless lifeless trash, even more stale than Mad Max 2, due to lack of anything interesting visually. The writing kills even this promising cast. Franco unemotionally “plays” a script utility of no vocabulary, protagonists are cellophane and the only alive person in this cemetery is eternally young milla jovovich, who actually is having fun and enjoys herself. She is kind of a good actress isn’t she?
I am so tired of these wanna”B” movies, which take the worst and most boring parts of the style and throw away everything exciting and unusual. And while originals did that due to budget constrains, these are doing it due to lack of skill. If you already are not trying to make a by the numbers boring pointless drub for the oscars committee, why not go all out and just do whatever? Make it a non-stop action, make it a comedy, i dunno, even show tits and dicks, do anything, do at least something. And i bet it has less views than a video of jiggling dick, since the original upload had 2kk views and that was at least 5 years ago.